Me: You really wanna know how I got it like that?
Me: Well, it’s simple. It’s cause I got a cute face and my booty so fat.
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
You have to be odd to be number one.Dr. Seuss (via wank-r)
The moment you place someone on a pedestal they will look down upon you.Charlie Shaw, 45 People Share The Best Piece Of Advice They’ve Ever Heard (via unconcernedteenblogger)
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure